Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.