Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!