Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!