How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

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Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?

Because talk is cheep !

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.