Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

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Antiquing.

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Because they're like Iraq.

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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now