Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now