Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now