How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

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What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Why can't the homeless ever get by in America?

because there's no chaaaannggggeeeee

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What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.