Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)