Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)