Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!