How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.