How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.