How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.