What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.