What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What do you call a bear with no hair?

Bare

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20