What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

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What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!