What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?

Completely Useless By September