Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Ear Jokes More Leave Ear Jokes

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Captain Kirk Jokes More Captain Kirk Jokes

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.