What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

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What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

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