What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Scoli Jokes More Scoli Jokes

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)