How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me