How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

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Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me