What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"