Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.