Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

What do you call a running chicken?

A: Poultry in motion.

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.