Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

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