Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.