Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

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Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.