Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

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Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

Why is Kim Jong-un so bad?

He has no Seoul

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!