Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Because he felt like bacon. :P
Because we're Snowedin.
Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.
Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
They go off on tangents.
They can't control their pupils.
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
