What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.