What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO