What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.