What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

What is the world's most religious fish?

The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter