What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What does a plankton name its dog?

Phyto.

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Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers