What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.