The government actually wanted to stop Polio.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.
Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
To stop getting wet !
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.
Formed a coustic d'tat
CryptoN Only few will get this
FD Arghhhh.