Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.
Tell him a joke when he's a baby !
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
Cause he was out standing in his field
A Wienerschnitzel.
Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.
He wanted to get a long little doggy
They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".
