Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.