Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes