How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)