How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!