How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.