Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.