Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.