Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

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What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!