What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.