What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.