What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.