Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU