Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul