Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart