Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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Where'd you go?

Him: "You meant with you "

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!