Because he was outstanding in his field!
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They hate plaque buildup.
Because he got an award for revvin' it.
Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.
A little plaque.
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
Atrophy.
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The No-Bell prize.
Ph.P.
The No-Bell prize!
The nobel prize.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
I personally can't stand 5K's
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
They don't play the beta.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
Very Satisfying.
One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.
It's too complex
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Because they can't even.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
