Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.