Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."