What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad