What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !