What is Australian cuisine called?

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

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What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

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What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !