Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.