Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom