Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

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What are Mario's overalls made of?

denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

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What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!