Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.