Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"