What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri