What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

a dirt bike

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Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

Underlay Jokes More Underlay Jokes

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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