Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

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What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.