Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Percent Jokes More Percent Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...