Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial