Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

A: Senator.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

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How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!