Your mom can't take a joke.
One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction
One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.
Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much
I reply "Taxes."
It promotes equality.
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
The elevator can raise a child.
uh...a blacker eye?