Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!