Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !