What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

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What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.