Sun Day Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Who was left?

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What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Hot Day Jokes More Hot Day Jokes

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.