Sun Day Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Hot Day Jokes More Hot Day Jokes

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.