Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha.

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles

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Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Californian Jokes More Californian Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.