How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

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What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.