What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

What is a wock?

Something you throw a wabbits.